A former winner of Portland’s Funniest Person, you’ve probably seen Shain in projects for NBA 2K, Nike, Google, Lowe’s, and Navy Federal Credit Union — and if not, he still got paid pretty well for all of them. He was a longtime co-host of NBA pre/post-game shows for the Portland Trail Blazers on NBC Sports, and he’s currently trying to break 80 on the golf course. Shain also has a special on Don’t Tell Comedy’s social channels. He co-hosts a weekly podcast with fellow comedian Seth Allen called The Washedmen, where they talk mostly about how old and “washed” they’ve become. If you also feel old, you’ll love hearing them complain about it. Shain can be seen performing at comedy clubs and venues around the country, and one time in college he threw a half-eaten corn dog that got stuck in Eli Manning’s helmet — and that’s… that’s just cool.